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Apple Lands Two on PC World's List of 25 Worst Tech Products Ever
by , 2:45 PM EDT, May 26th, 2006
PC World magazine on Friday published its list of the 25 worst tech products ever, placing Apple's 1989 Macintosh Portable at number 17 and the company's ill-fated 1996 videogame console Pippin in the number 22 slot. AOL, RealPlayer, Sycronysys' SoftRAM Windows utility, Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition, and Sony BMG's rootkit-riddled music CDs occupied the top five spots on the list.
The editors had this to say about Apple's Macintosh Portable: "A 4-inch-thick, 16-pound beast that severely strained the definition of 'laptop'--and the aching backs of its porters. Huge lead-acid batteries contributed to its weight and bulk; the batteries were especially important because Portable wouldn't run on AC power. Some computers are affordable, too; the Portable met that description only if you had $6500 of extra cash on hand."
Of Pippin, which was part of a joint development deal with Bandai, PC World said: "This game console was slower than a worm through a Granny Smith ... It ran on a weak PowerPC processor and came with a puny 14.4-kbps modem, so it was stupendously slow offline and online.
"Then, too, it was based on the Mac OS, so almost no games were available for it. And it cost nearly $600--nearly twice as much as other, far more powerful game consoles. Underpowered, overpriced, and underutilized--that pretty much describes everything that came out of Apple in the mid-90s."
Other notables on the list include Microsoft Bob and Internet Explorer 6, IBM PCjr., Gateway 20th Anniversary PC, Iomega Zip Drive, and DigiScents iSmell.
The magazine also offered ten products that made its dishonorable mention list, which included the Apple Newton MessagePad, Apple's "hockey puck" mouse, the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh, and the iTunes-enabled Motorola Rokr E1 cell phone.
Of the Newton, PC World acknowledged: "Yes, we know that the Apple Newton also happens to be number 28 on our list of the 50 greatest gadgets (so no letters, please). But while Apple's innovative concept won kudos, the Newton's execution was lacking, especially in its first version. Aside from its famously awful handwriting recognition, the Newton was too bulky and too expensive for all but Apple acolytes."
Observer Comments
"A 4-inch-thick, 16-pound beast that severely strained the definition of 'laptop'--and the aching backs of its porters."
Did Apple ever call the Mac Portable a 'laptop'? Did 'laptops' even exisit back then?
I agree that the Mac Portable wasn't small or that great, but it was never meant to be a 'laptop'.
QuoteJimWCB wrote:
I agree that the Mac Portable wasn't small or that great, but it was never meant to be a 'laptop'.
It was supposed to be "portable." Probably it was seen somewhat like the original G3 iMac in terms of how movable it was supposed to be.
Great list, BTW. If any of you think it sounds boring, go take a look. The descriptions are quite funny.
Fri May 26, 2006 3:47 pm Subject: Well to be fair
Yes that portable was a beast, and it cost about $6000. I remember there was this carrying harness you could buy so you could walk around and use the computer, kind of looked like a vendor's tray and shoulder harness thingy.
To be fair the older Osborne "Portable" computer was an even bigger luggable http://oldcomputers.net/osborne.html
I used to carry my Apple IIc back and forth from work and home. I kept a monitor at each location. I still have my Apple brand IIc carrying case.
"Did 'laptops' even exist back then?" I'm pretty sure the group I worked for at the time had a laptop, from Toshibi IIRC, that we compared (contrasted) with the Apple Portable.
Of course, in 1989, most PC laptops were running MS-DOS, which had much less demanding display requirements than MacOS.
Sat May 27, 2006 5:00 am Subject: Handwriting recognition
FYI (or rather, FHI), the handwriting recognition on the Newton 2000 (1997) works better than that of Pocket PC 2002 handhelds, which is saying something given the difference of processing power between both devices (167 MHZ ARM / 2 MB RAM on the Newton, 300 MHz Xscale, 32 MB RAM on a Dell Axim).
Sat May 27, 2006 11:54 pm Subject:
I remember carrying an original Compaq "portable" through airports on many a trip. No need for a gym membership in that era. I received my weight training and stamina workouts on business travel.
The list does trash a few too many Apple products when many awful products abound from the first 30 years of personal computing.
Sun May 28, 2006 12:25 pm Subject: Re: The Zip drive on this list?!
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