I'm Safari"

"I'm IE."

"I'm sorry"

"Why?"

"Because as big as you are, you're just not safe."

"Why would you say that?"

"It's not me, its the security companies." They tell the world weekly how vulnerable you make PCs."

"Yet, I'm still number one."

"Yes, but you're more like number 2 [wink]."

I'm happy Mr Long is still on board, as he is a much better representative for Macs than the Dell dude ever was for PCs. Come to think of it, John Hodgman is a better representative for PCs than the Dell dude.

The ads will still irk a lot of PC owners, but the truth sometimes hurts.

I never really got the impression that the ads irked alot of PC users. Most PC users aren't exactly madly in love with their fate. Sure you have the die hard anti-mac PC fanboys, but thats an extreme minority.

It seems like alot more Mac users are annoyed by the ads. Mostly the old timer "I've been using Macs since before you were born" types. The stereotypical "I'm better than you" Mac user. The increased exposure and market share is threatening their prescious exclusivity.

1. "Long" just a stage name, was born "Justin Littlepecker".

2. Looked more like Keifer Sutherland as a pre-teen, had extensive work done to look more like Dylan McDermott.

3. Pubic-hair beard made of GENUINE pubes.

4. Operated camera for hours on end for the Britney/K-Fed sex tape.

5. Turned down for job at Apple Store because he didn't have enough tats or piercings.