The Mac Observer

Skip navigational links

You're viewing an article in TMO's historic archive vault. Here, we've preserved the comments and how the site looked along with the article. Use this link to view the article on our current site:
Cracked Carol: Silver Phones

Cracked Carol: Silver Phones

by , 8:40 AM EST, December 17th, 2007

Thanksgiving turkey is but a memory, men and women are going deaf from ringing that silly Salvation Army bell, and people are spending more time standing in lines at stores all across America than they do lying in bed sleeping. It must be The Christmas Holiday Season.

At The Mac Observer, we are all about traditions, and this year, just as we have in years passed, we are proud to offer to you, for your Holiday enjoyment, our version of a traditional Christmas tune.

So, without further ado, we proudly present to you what is sure to be a Holiday Classic: Silver Phones (sung to the tune of Silver Bells).

City byways
Country highways

All across this great land

In the air there are bits busy flying

People chatting, People surfing
People jamming to tunes

And on every street corner you'll see

Silver phones, silver phones
It's iPhone time in the city

Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
iPhone and me all the way

City sidewalks
town I don't know
stretch for miles in each way

And I can't seem to get where I'm going

I'm not worried
bring up Google
Get the maps on display

Then let Grandma know I'm on the way

Silver phones, silver phones
It's iPhone time in the city

Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
iPhone and me everyday

Recent Headlines - Updated January 27th

Tue,1:44 PM
TMO Daily Observations 2015-01-27: Samsung Copies Apple Pay, Google’s Dropcam Plans
11:07 AM
Apple TV gets More Athletic with 120 Sports Channel
9:47 AM
Samsung to Take On Apple Pay with Cleverly Named Samsung Pay
8:50 AM
Yosemite/iOS 8: Muting Messages Conversations
Mon,8:40 PM
Older Dropcam Models Going Dark April 15, Google’s Nest Offering Free Replacements
7:14 PM
Apple Earnings Report and Conference Call Tuesday
6:39 PM
Apple Video Shows Another Beautiful Mural for Chongqing Apple Store
6:16 PM
1TB External Wireless Hard Drive with Military-Grade Encryption for $97
5:28 PM
New York Times Offers Free Storm Coverage
1:35 PM
TMO Daily Observations 2015-01-26: Apple Fashion Hires, Google’s Foiled Fingerprint Sensor Plans
11:15 AM
Apple’s AuthenTec Purchase Blocked Fingerprint Sensor on Nexus 6 Smartphone
10:07 AM
OmniOutliner, OmniGraffle Finally Coming to iPhone
  • __________
  • Buy Stuff, Support TMO!
  • Podcast: Mac Geek Gab
  • Podcast: Apple Weekly Report
  • TMO on Twitter!