too funny and soo sad

It's only funny when DaiMac licks the sweat off of John Hodgeman's arse. Sorry, this doesn't even compare.

Did I hurt little Bosco's feelings? I shouldn't have told you his name, I'm sure you had no idea what it was prior to that post...and still you managed to misspell it. Nice.

Reading your little jokes is roughly equivalent to watching a short bald man orally pleasure another Man's ass-region, so I can see where it would occur to you to make that little jibe. Still pretty lame. I told you to come back when you had something interesting, as it is you make Fake Steve Ballmer look like a laugh riot on his worst day.

Now that I've fed Bosco his daily Troll Food (gotta keep em strong!), I'll comment on the article as I intended to originally...

I was thinking about this today, how if I got an Air I'd want some type of clear acryllic shellcase for it, yes defeating the "coolness" of being thin, but otherwise something like this could happen to anyone who leaves their computer out of its bag on a regular basis.

Not that I'm in the market for one personally, I don't think I'm ever getting another Laptop. My next mobile device with be a Rev2 or later iPhone, or similar.

I am sure your next wife will not make the same mistake!

To bad you don't recycle.

From the original post:
"... dumping the pile into a plastic recycling bin..."

I am surprised to see such hate from an Obama supporter. Stupidity, yes, but hate is a new one. But look, DaiMac, if John Hodgman is your egg donor dad, there's nothing really wrong with that. You should embrace it. Most of the rest of us were conceived the old fashioned way. You're actually pretty special!

Hate implies importance Bosco-boy. I hate George Bush, because he actually holds an important position and his rampant idiocy can affect my actual life and livelihood.

You, on the other hand, are completely without importance. So it would be a complete misnomer to say that I hate you. You annoy me the way a blister might, at best.

Oh and why am I replying to you, 5 days later? No reason, except that I KNOW you'll be checking back to read it.

And that makes me giggle.