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Just a Thought - Apple's Sucky Remote

by - October 25th, 2004

I ride a bike for exercise and commuting; I put in a very modest 50 miles or so a week, and I love to listen to audio books and music during my 25 minute commute, and on my long ride on the weekends.

My iPod is just right for this use; I can load it up with several playlists and an audio book, and depending on how I feel on any particular morning, I can either rock out with some Classic Rock, jam with some Jazz, chill with some New Age (that's right, I listen to New Age. What of it?), or catch the next chapter in whatever book I'm into at the moment. Like a dog at a fire hydrant factory - It is so very good to have choices.

I bought an Apple Wired Remote thinking it would solve the problem of trying to operate my iPod while pedaling in morning traffic. The remote did solve one problem, but created many more. Here's the routine I have to go through every morning before climbing on my bike:

  • I grab my iPod and untangle the headphone cable. It seems that no matter how neatly I roll up the cable, it always manages to get more twisted than a politician's view of the truth.
  • I plug the headset cable into the Apple Wired Remote and toss the iPod into my satchel, then put on my headset.
  • Now I have to find a place on my person to clip the Apple Wired Remote so that it is convenient for me to reach and use, and still stay firmly in place. This is a bigger challenge than it seems because the Apple Wired Remote has a funky sideways clip, which won't work where other long and narrow clips might. You wind up pinching a small length of your shirt or jacket, or clipping to a belt or pocket. No matter where I clip it, it is never the best place because I usually manage to brush it off, which means I have to stop my ride before the cable gets tangled in something and put the clip back on. Anyone who rides a bike to work in morning traffic knows that you are already taking a chance on becoming someone's hood ornament; fiddling with a clip only increases that chance.
  • Then I have to stow the excess cable somehow, which is an absolute pain in the posterior. The Apple Wired Remote is about 3 feet in length, and that's a good length, actually; it allows you to put your iPod anywhere on you body, unless you are Shaquille O'Neal, and still have enough cable for you to reach the controls. The problem is that headphone cables are also 3 feet or more in length. Now you have 6 feet of cable to contend with. I usually fold the excess cable and use a wire tie to keep it bound. This is hardly a good solution because I still have to figure out where to stow the cable fold.

Now I'm ready to get on my bike. I start the music and take off. But wouldn't you know it; the current song is not one I want to listen to, so without looking, I reach down and feel for the advance button.

But wait!

The song that plays after pressing the button is the same song I was trying to get past, it just started again. I realize, of course, that I hit the regress button. The problem here is that they both feel the same; the same is true for the start/stop and volume buttons: There's no way to know, without looking, which you are pressing. I found that I have to feel the whole remote and determine which side the spring lever for the clip or the hold button is on in order to orient the remote properly to know which button is where. And I almost always wind up unclipping the darn thing, which mean I have to stop, etc., etc.

Who designed this thing? It definitely could not have been Mr. Jonathan Ive, he would have tossed this design out the window with the accordion shaped iMac. And I know Steve Jobs didn't approve this design either because the Apple Wired Remote design sucks, and Steve Jobs does not approve sucky designs.

Then again, Apple still sells the eternally average AppleWorks, so it is possible Jobs gave the remote a nod. If he did then he should be ashamed of himself.

OK, so Apple screwed the pooch on the wired remote design; what can it do to fix it? That's easy; at least, it's easy from my perspective, because I'm not the one who has to actually do the design work. Any competent Ive-acolyte should be able to do the remote some justice, though.

First, put a little pimple on the face of the remote control panel. I know the panel is a thing of beauty now, but I need a way to control it without looking at it. A pimple would help me know where the buttons are with a simple touch, and you wouldn't have to change anything else on the control. If you are still bothered by the pimple, think of it as a beauty mark; after all, Cindy Crawford and Marilyn Monroe did just fine with theirs.

Next, do something about that clip; in fact, rethink the whole clip-thing altogether. There's lot of room for innovation here, and no technology should be ignored. The remote needs to be able to be mounted on any surface, not just on clothes, and when it is put on clothes it should be as easy to clip onto leather as it is onto silk.

Finally, come up with a way to manage the excess cable. A groove around the perimeter of the control would allow folks to wrap several lengths of cable around the control, then clip it securely to ones person. No more dangling wires would bring tears of joy to many an iPod user.

If you really want to get ambitious, figure out a way to use BlueTooth as part of the solution. An Apple Blue Tooth headset with built-in controls would make people go completely nuts trying to buy one.

I know you guys at Apple didn't mean to make a crummy remote, you just wanted something that looked great. In that, as usual, you did a good job. Now, how about giving us something that works, too? I know you can do it, just look at the iPod for inspiration.

is a writer who currently lives in Orlando, FL. He's been a Mac fan since Atari Computers folded, but has worked with computers of nearly every type for 20 years.

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View Name:Guest
Subject: Agreement
Close Name:avonterr Posts: 19 Joined: 13 Apr 2002
Subject: Don't listen to your iPod on a bike

It's not safe to wear earphones while riding a bike, and it is illegal in many states. For good reason. You need to be able to hear what is happening around you to avoid getting into an accident.

View Name:Guest
Subject: Some disagreement -- and a suggestion.
Close Name:earthsaver Posts: 24 Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Subject: a system that works every time

I have a system with my iPod and remote that works when I'm on foot, on my bike, and anywhere else. First, for security purposes and for convenience, I keep my iPod on me, not in a bag. I use Waterfield Designs' iPod Case to keep my iPod on my belt and, when I'm not listening, my earphones folded in half three times, stored neatly in the case's pocket.

Have you thought about clipping your remote to an exposed section of your earphone or remote cable? I choose not to use the excess remote cable length at all. Instead, I use Sumajin's Smartwrap to keep it, too, neatly stored in the WD case's pocket. (When both remote and earphone cables are stored in the pocket in my system, they never get tangled.

So, the remote cable emerges from the upper right corner of my closed case and, about two inches later, plugs into my iPod. Meanwhile, the earphone cable also emerges from that corner and, about three inches later, plugs into the remote. On its way there, it threads through the open loop of the remote's cable, makes a U-turn, and plugs in.

I clip the remote to that second inch of earphone cable, before it threads through the loop. The other end of the remote retains a little more than an inch of its cable before the cable disappears into the case.

This keeps the remote accessible at my side, conveniently and comfortably floating on my wide L.L.Bean woven Military Belt. Since the remote never changes position when attached, I never have to struggle to remember which button does what.

Also of note, to keep the earphone cable from tangling with any external forces, I thread it though my outermost (untucked) shirt layer up to my ears. If I wear a tucked button-down shirt instead, I thread between the buttons closest to my pants.

Works every time!

View Name:Guest
Subject: iPod mini strap
Close Name:earthsaver Posts: 24 Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Subject: Re: Don't listen to your iPod on a bike

avonterr -

Wearing earphones while on a bike is a different experience for different people. Some of us (me included) find that listening to music makes us more aware of our surroundings, especially when it's at a volume that remains conducive to hearing those sounds.

Anyway, when I'm faced with such a scenario that forbids the earphones, I have a Bicycle Stereo available.

Close Name:VSeward -   TMO Staff Posts: 971 Joined: 28 Jun 2001
Subject: Re: Riding with Earphones

Quote
avonterr wrote:
It's not safe to wear earphones while riding a bike, and it is illegal in many states. For good reason. You need to be able to hear what is happening around you to avoid getting into an accident.


While I would agree with you that it is unsafe to ride with some earplugs and headsets, I specifically picked the Philips HE591 Earphones ( http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=2-3/qid=1098721780/ref=sr_2_3/601-8343992-4057758?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=B0001OY2VS )
They are not the most comfortable earbuds, they are actually more like earplugs, but they allow a lot of outside sound in. It took me a while to get use to wearing them, but once I did I found that they actually do sound pretty good. The problem in wearing them while riding is wind noise; on a windy day I have to take them off, the noise is so loud.

Vern

Close Name:VSeward -   TMO Staff Posts: 971 Joined: 28 Jun 2001
Subject:

Quote
earthsaver wrote:
I have a system with my iPod and remote that works when I'm on foot, on my bike, and anywhere else. First, for security purposes and for convenience, I keep my iPod on me, not in a bag. I use Waterfield Designs' iPod Case to keep my iPod on my belt and, when I'm not listening, my earphones folded in half three times, stored neatly in the case's pocket.


I have the Belkin Leather iPod case. I carry a charger, FW cable, remote and earphone in my satchel. I wire tie everything before putting it in, but, as I said, things still get tangled. I'll check out your case though.

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earthsaver wrote:
Have you thought about clipping your remote to an exposed section of your earphone or remote cable? I choose not to use the excess remote cable length at all. Instead, I use Sumajin's Smartwrap to keep it, too, neatly stored in the WD case's pocket. (When both remote and earphone cables are stored in the pocket in my system, they never get tangled.

Yeah, I tried that, doesn't work for me. The added weight pull the earplugs out, then I have to stop and put them back on, etc.

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earthsaver wrote:
So, the remote cable emerges from the upper right corner of my closed case and, about two inches later, plugs into my iPod. Meanwhile, the earphone cable also emerges from that corner and, about three inches later, plugs into the remote. On its way there, it threads through the open loop of the remote's cable, makes a U-turn, and plugs in.

I clip the remote to that second inch of earphone cable, before it threads through the loop. The other end of the remote retains a little more than an inch of its cable before the cable disappears into the case.

This keeps the remote accessible at my side, conveniently and comfortably floating on my wide L.L.Bean woven Military Belt. Since the remote never changes position when attached, I never have to struggle to remember which button does what.

This is just what I'm talking about. There should be a better way to do this. The remote was suppose to make it more convenient, not less. You doing this everytime you use your iPod makes using the iPod a diminished experience.

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earthsaver wrote:
Also of note, to keep the earphone cable from tangling with any external forces, I thread it though my outermost (untucked) shirt layer up to my ears. If I wear a tucked button-down shirt instead, I thread between the buttons closest to my pants.

Works every time!


Sounds pretty involved. But if it works...

My current system involves shoestring, 3 condoms, and a dead cat.

OK, I'm kidding about the condoms.

Seriously, this is a small but important aspect of using the iPod, and I believe Apple should have paid more attention to it.

Vern Seward

Close Name:geoduck Posts: 1805 Joined: 30 Dec 2003
Subject:

I haven't even taken the remote out of its plastic wrap. One look at it and I thought 'what's the point of a remote when you have the iPod on you anyway'. IMHO it just seemed an odd accessory when the controls on the iPod itself are so intuitive, but then I laugh out loud at car stereos with remotes as well.

I should add that I don't bike with mine, though.

Close Name:lyonsden Posts: 20 Joined: 25 Jun 2001
Subject: "Not Safe"

"It's not safe to wear earphones while riding a bike..."

I guess we better stop selling bikes to deaf people then.

View Name:Guest
Subject: Sorta Remote
Close Name:coaten Posts: 2992 Joined: 10 Oct 2001
Subject:

Vern, considered an FM transmitter and an FM radio headphone? It solves the cord tangle issue but not the remote control issue, although wouldn't it be nice to have a handlebar mount for the iPod? Some users of the FM transmitters (ie iTrip) have trouble finding an effective frequency setting, especially in a large city with lots of radio stations.

Just a thought.

Close Name:VSeward -   TMO Staff Posts: 971 Joined: 28 Jun 2001
Subject:

Quote
coaten wrote:
Vern, considered an FM transmitter and an FM radio headphone? It solves the cord tangle issue but not the remote control issue, although wouldn't it be nice to have a handlebar mount for the iPod? Some users of the FM transmitters (ie iTrip) have trouble finding an effective frequency setting, especially in a large city with lots of radio stations.

Just a thought.


Actually, that's not a bad idea. But as you say, it solves only part of the problem. I suppose I could get an iPod armband to make the iPod easier to get to. Still, this is only a rigged solution.

This gets a little closer: http://www.osxp.net/accessory/iremote.htm

while it doesn't solve the cable problem it does reduce the cable length by 3 feet, and that's good. I wish someone would make one (Apple!)

Vern Seward

View Name:Guest
Subject: BÐŽtch, BÐŽtch, BÐŽtch
Close Name:RobA Posts: 19 Joined: 14 Jun 2001
Subject: What makes it work for me

I bought myself these wonderful earbuds (Sony MDR-EX71S1-white edition!) and, guess what, they have a short cord + extention. The extention is for those who don't use a remote. Problem solved and much better sound.

It's true, I never touched the remote until I had a earbuds with a really short cord.

read more: http://www.ipodlounge.com/reviews_more.php?id=P4997_0_6_0_C
order: www.bluetin.com They delivered from Japan to Belgium in about 8 days for less than over here in a Sony store and that's for the black edition!)

Close Name:earthsaver Posts: 24 Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Subject:

Quote
coaten wrote:
It solves the cord tangle issue but not the remote control issue, although wouldn't it be nice to have a handlebar mount for the iPod?


There has been a [url="http://www.marware.com/convertible4G.html"]handlebar mount[/url], but it's only compatible with Marware cases and the company's proprietary clip system. Just found another one from [url="http://www.cycoactive.com/ram/ramipod.shtml"]CycoActive[/url].

View Name:Guest
Subject: add your own pimple Vern;)
Close Name:VSeward -   TMO Staff Posts: 971 Joined: 28 Jun 2001
Subject:

Quote
Guest wrote:
I don't have an ipod(though I'd love one) so I can't testify to the traumas of tangled lines and wrong buttons:) haha..

i think you can save 40 bucks, by adding your own pimple. why wait for apple to do it. just take come krazy glue(the gel might work better) and add a drop of glue on your least used button and let it dry.

Least used so it doesn't cause any problems for you, just there to identify the orientation of the remote;)

sorry, no suggestions for the tangles;) enjoy at your own risk


Great idea! Thanks.

Actually, what I wound up doing was taking a fingernail file and notching one edge of the controller. Not the best solution, but it works. I'll try the glue/epoxy, but I'm wondering if the slick metal surface will allow the glue to adhere.

I also want to thank all of you who have written to offer suggestions and to tell me how you manage your remote. From the looks of it, there certainly seems to be a consensus that the remote could have been designed better. If anyone from Apple is reading this, perhaps you could point this out in your next design meeting. At least, if any of the rumors are true about a new color iPod (Gen 5 ?) then maybe offer the redesigned with it when it is released.

In the mean time, if you have an idea or know of a product that makes using your iPod an even better experience please post it here or write me directly.

Vern Seward

Close Name:VSeward -   TMO Staff Posts: 971 Joined: 28 Jun 2001
Subject:

I guess the rumors ARE true.

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