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"As an order, MMC is committed to winning with honor and fair play. We DO NOT win at any cost. We believe that the ends do not justify the means. We will dominate on Bungie.net because of our superior skills and tactics, not because we cheat."
 In the beginning the God of War created Bungie.net out of chaos and
disorder. And he saw that it was good. But he was also troubled...
there were no true spirits molded in his deadly image to wreak carnage
and destruction upon the unwary and unprepared. So the God of War
created Monkey. And he saw that he was Evil. And he was pleased. But
he also knew that no Monkey is an island and that two spirits of
vengeance would surely be his hammer and anvil. So the God of War
created Lijda. And he saw that she was Mean. And he was again pleased.
But he decided not to stop there, that another should be created so
that none would stand in his way. And so the God of War created
Cheezefist. And he saw the Fury. And he was pleased. He sent his
disciples
out to punish the unbelievers and enforce his will upon the masses.
Soon, however, the skills of these children of darkness grew to rival even the
God of War himself. And he was afraid. Monkey, Lijda and Cheezefist
joined together and formed the deadliest order ever seen. Forged of blood and
darkness, bound together by the skin of their defeated enemies--MEAN
MONKEY CHEEZE. The God of War knew that he must now destroy his wayward
children, lest he be swallowed by their fury. So he challenged MEAN
MONKEY CHEEZE to an epic battle of KOTH on Dead Man's Float, hoping to
reestablish himself as the one, true God of War. But as he drew his
last breath, and the bombs of the dwarven heroes rained down upon him,
he knew that the disciples had now become the masters.
Monkey, Lijda
and Cheezefist realized that a new age had dawned and they set forth
searching for kindred spirits. First there was Freaky F, then came Jet
Li and Drizzt and others: Elmo, Killa Ducky, Akuma, Soulblighter,
Callieach, Rocky Balboa. And still they come, drawn by the destruction.
Now all must know--if you do not stand with MEAN MONKEY CHEEZE, you stand
against them. And those that stand against them shall all embrance their
deaths.
4 people have bet on Mean Monkey Cheeze to finish in the top ten teams of MWC99. (average place ranked from 1st - 10th: 5.5)
MWC99 Threat Assessment: We've never heard of these guys. But they do have a cool order bio.
QR Week 1: MMC get taken to pieces by numbers by Dwarven Mafia. They manage to salvage some honor by taking advantage of DM's poor pig defense, but it's still not pretty.
QR Week 3: MMC come up against Destruction Eternal and despite a numerical advantage lose in the face of superior tactical play. They are able to do well against the 58th Wild Cards and secure another win, comfortably placing them in the four orders to advance from the Berserker Pool.
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| STATISTICS |
| PLACING: | 42nd |
| QR AVG PTS: | 43.2 |
| MATCHES: | 4 - 4 |
| GAMES: | 11 - 14 (1 T) |
| POINTS: | 349 - 319 |
| KILLS: | 677 - 933 |
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| FREQUENT CAPTAINS |
CAPT: 6 W/T/L: 1/0/5
CAPT: 6 W/T/L: 1/0/5
CAPT: 4 W/T/L: 3/0/1
CAPT: 2 W/T/L: 1/0/1
CAPT: 2 W/T/L: 1/0/1
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QR Pool: Berserker (Ranked 4th)
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