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Contact: MaximXygo (Alternate: King Friday)

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"We pride ourselves on sucking more than you do."

The Pimento Loafers began over a year ago as just 4 wacky idiots out to have a good time and kill each other. Soon, others were wanting to join the fun while carrying the ploaf name, and since that fatefull day last April, 13 others have joined The Pimento Loafers, sharing the same craving for fun. The Pimento Loafers make it a point to cheer up every game visited, and make the game as fun as possible for those around them, holding victory behind all other priorities. Ploaf plays only unranked, and nearly every variety of map/game possible. Being *good* at all of those combinations is another matter... but non-the-less, fun is what we're here for, and gosh-darnit, if we have to kill everybody else to have fun, so be it. Good thing we don't mind losing.

8 people have bet on The Pimento Loafers to finish in the top ten teams of MWC99. (average place ranked from 1st - 10th: 7.4)

MWC99 Threat Assessment: The Loafers are a fun-loving bunch. This probably won't be enough to carry them to the finals, but it should brighten the days of the teams they encounter.

QR Week 1: Ouch. I guess that's what you get for coming up against the top-seed in your first match.

DE Round 1: After a few closely-fought Flag Rally games to start the match off, The Alliance really take the Loafers to the cleaners in the DE Captures games and relegating them to the Bottom Bracket. The ploafers do manage to gather a hotly-sought-after Blunder of the Week trophy, though!

Threat Rating: TrowTrow

ROSTER
[select a player]
MaximXygo
Graywolfe
Spond!Max
Moth Vader
Popeye
Sneaky Guy
Orange King
King Friday
Taffey Lewis
Buddy Lee

RESULTS
DEFEAT by BMF
16 - 60
DEFEAT by samii
28 - 46
DEFEAT by to
15 - 60
FORFEIT over S
66 - 0
VICTORY over FFA
46 - 20
DEFEAT by =A=
55 - 103
VICTORY over unk
46 - 18
DEFEAT by GtM
20 - 32

STATISTICS
PLACING:46th
QR AVG PTS:26.2
MATCHES:3 - 5
GAMES:10 - 14 (2 T)
POINTS:292 - 339
KILLS:682 - 890

CAPTAINS
Sneaky Guy
CAPT: 9 W/T/L: 3/1/5

MaximXygo
CAPT: 6 W/T/L: 2/0/4

Orange King
CAPT: 4 W/T/L: 2/1/1

King Friday
CAPT: 3 W/T/L: 0/0/3

Moth Vader
CAPT: 1 W/T/L: 0/0/1

Trow
QR Pool: Trow (Ranked 4th)
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