|[5:20 PM] The Mac Observer Welcomes A New Family Member To The World!
The Mac Observer is proud to welcome a new member of the family to the world! Skylar Jade Hamilton was born to Lisa Hamilton and our President & CEO, Dave Hamilton. Skylar is the Hamilton's first child and is a beautiful baby girl who weighed in at 7 pounds, 1 ounce. Born early on Saturday morning, Skylar is healthy and doing very well. According to Mr. Hamillton:
I'm not sure what the big deal is, this didn't hurt me a bit. Still, it's good to have this over. Thank goodness Skylar looks like me.
The Mac Observer was unable to speak to Mrs. Hamilton who was being sedated after punching her husband numerous times. Skylar's first sounds, after screaming her anger at Bill Gates for being forced out of the womb into a world dominated by Windows, sounded suspiciously like "Moof."
The Mac Observer Spin: The truth of the matter is that Skylar looks like Mrs. Hamilton. It's great to have a new Observer in the world, especially one born to such great people as Dave and Lisa. We wish them all the luck in the world with their new baby! The Mac Observer offers them a big Mac Observer Salute!
If you would like to send Dave and Lisa a congratulatory e-mail, they would love to hear from you.