Itis been quite some time since weive had a Cool Waste Of Time around here, what with all of these Apple happenings, and all. So it is with immense pleasure, and in keeping with the time of year (OK, we missed Halloween by more than a week), TMO is proud to present, for your time-wasting enjoyment, another installment of A Cool Waste Of Time!!!

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We offer for your inspection Malevole.com, a site that does not hide its malevolent content of twisted thoughts; it displays them as sick postings on a macabre board. Go ahead, rifle through the postings. Youill find oddities that may elicit a snicker or a sneer, a guffaw or a gasp (surf at your own risk!). For our Cool Waste Of Time, however, weid like to direct your attention to posting 28-07-2003 22:19, titled "Programming Language Inventor, or Serial Killer?"

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It is a quiz, but fear not! It is a quiz we think youill enjoy. So, sit back and try to remember that this is only a Cool Waste Of Time.

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Do you have a Cool Waste of Time you found on the Internet? Tell Vern Seward all about it, and heis pass it around...