Satire icon The Onion has published a feature comparison, or perhaps we should call it a "feature comparison," between Appleis next iteration of Mac OS X, known as "Snow Leopard" or Mac OS X 10.6, and Microsoftis recently announced Windows 7.
The Onion looks at such crucial areas as where each will best be used -- "lame coffee shop" for Snow Leopard and "weird Euro-Internet café" for Windows 7 -- and whether or not they have the "ability to run Snood and porn at the same time" -- "Good" for Snow Leopard and "a little choppy, but definitely doable" for Windows 7.
There are several more categories of comparison in the full article. Enjoy.