I start to ask again, then decide on another tune, she’s young and impatient, and tells me, in that smarmy voice of hers, that music is already playing.
I know that! What I don’t know is why she insists on playing Annie Lennox.
There are times when she is all sweetness and helpful, like when I ask her to call my son.
“Toby’s home or mobile?” she asks with a saucy inflection on “mobile.”
“Mobile, please,” I reply, and the call is made. Sweetness!
Then there are times when she’s as obstinate as a merry-go-round mule. I ask her to find pizza, she plays Still Waters Run Deep by The Four Tops. Ask her to call pizza - I have the number, but don’t recall how I have it listed in my address book - she fires up Andreas Vollenweider. When I finally do recall my contact listing for my favorite pizza shop and ask her to call them, she becomes all sweetness again. “ Calling Pizzeria Valdiano.”
I suppose she has every right to be contrary with me. Until recently, I never verbally asked her for anything. Whenever I wanted something of her I would touch my request, and she has always came through.
Then, last week I travelled to Baltimore and discovered that the state has a strict, ‘No Gadget While Driving” law where you are forbidden to text or manipulate phones, music players, and other gizmos by hand while behind the wheel. It was a perfect opportunity for me to try out my iPhone’s Voice Control feature.
I had a pair of V-Moda Remix headsets on. I pressed and held the center remote button until she woke with a chime. When I asked her to call my sister, she did so with nary a complaint.
I was in love with her all over again and wondered why I hadn’t tried speaking my requests before. I soon realized, however, the limitations of her understanding and executing my verbal biddings. It has been a source of frustration since.
Almost anything I say to her has to be in terms of music or phone communication, it’s all she understands. Even then there are limitations.
If I ask for a specific song she’ll throw anything on and call it a day. Requesting Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, for instance, may yield Father Figure by George Michael. She will, however, deal out tunes from requested playlists, albums, or artists as deftly as any DJ. She’ll shuffle tunes or create a Genius Mix at my behest. She’ll even tell me what tune is playing if I ask her nicely.
I can solicit a call to anyone in my address book, even if I don’t remember the last name. If I ask her to call Tom, for instance, she’ll reply with a list of all the Toms in my contacts list, telling me the last names of each and wait patiently for my verbal selection. She will even call any number if I ask her to, but sometimes she gets it wrong and I have to correct her several times before the number is dialed. And now, with the iOS 4.2 update, I can ask her to initiate a FaceTime call.
My frustration continues with not being able to just tell her, in more general terms, who I want to call. I should be able to call for pizza, for example, just by saying, “Call pizza.” I have the term in the comments field of my favorite pizza parlor in my address book. Apparently, that’s not a field she looks at when attempting to fulfill my requests.
She will tell me the time if I ask her, but not the date; another source of frustration for me. She will, however, stop what she’s doing if I tell her to, and if I get confused I can ask her for help.
She can be a frustrating little minx at times, but I still love her. And just as your significant other may have trained you to curb certain behaviors irritating to her (or him), so has my iPhone trained me to only ask for certain things in certain ways. We have an understanding now, and I think we’ll continue to do just fine.
iPhone Voice Commands
“Play [playlist, album, artist, music]” example: “Play playlist Vern’s Jams” or “ Play songs by Morcheeba”
“Play more like this” [current tune]
“Shuffle” [playlist, album, artist]
“Next song” or “Next” [current tune]
“Previous song” or “Previous” [current tune]
“What song is playing?” or “Who sings this song?” [current tune]
“Pause” (Kind of useless)
“Dial [ contact name, contact number, any number]” example “Dial Mom” or “Dial BR-459”
“Call [ contact name, contact number, any number]”
“FaceTime [ contact name, contact number, any number]”
When asked for more info simply reply naturally. Example:
You: “Call Tom”
iPhone: “ There are multiple listing for Tom. Tom Jones, Tom Smith, or Tom Hanks?”
You: “Tom Hanks” or “Hanks”
If the iPhone repeats you command incorrectly you can correct it by saying “No” or “Wrong” and repeating the command.
“Cancel” or “Stop”
“What’s the time?” or “ What time is it?”