HELP! My iPod touch Won’t Make Calls!

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From our Tee-Hee-Hee-GASP-Facepalm bureau, we bring you a funny little item posted to NotAlwaysRight.com from a sales rep or help desk staffer at an Apple iPhone retail location. The problem presented to the anonymous staffer was that the customer’s iPhone wouldn’t make phone calls, while everyone telling her it was really an iPod touch were merely idiots.

Customer: “Here it is. It won’t make phone calls.” *hands it to me*

Me: “Ma’am, this is an iPod Touch.”

Customer: “That’s exactly what that dumba** in the phone department told me. God, are all you people stupid?! iPods look like this!” *holds up an iPod Classic*

The solution, of course, is printed right on Apple’s packaging, and you should check out the full post to enjoy the full hilarity of what happens when a self-centered world view collides with reality.

iPod touch phone calls

UR TEH IDIOT MY iPHONEZ WONT CALL!!

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5 Comments Leave Your Own

mlvezie

Some times you need to just quietly install skype on their iPod Touch and say, “There. All fixed.”

furbies

quietly install skype

And then they’ll complain that it doesn’t work the other side of the back of beyond….....

With some folks you just can’t win!

Extensor

I was selling my iPod Touch and a woman contacted me about buying one for her son. She was concerned about saving money so we agreed on a price. She emails me a few days later and says she found a cheaper iPod Touch that is brand new and sells at the store for $49. XD

geoduck

I know it well. Life in the IT trenches can be fun.

Sean

Best stupid quote ever….

“the Internet is a fad…” CEO of Beyonces Engineering company. ( not the real name but the clues are there…)

I resigned from that job a few weeks later…

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