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Mac Haiku
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The point of this thread is to write Haiku about the Mac. “What’s Haiku?” you ask? WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN ENGLISH CLASS? Haiku is a traditional poetry form in Japan that follows the following pattern: Three lines, with the first line having 5 sylllables, the second having 7 syllables, and the third having 5 syllables. There are other variations of Haiku, but they ARE NOT ALLOWED! WHY? BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I AM PURE EVIL!®
You can write about anything as long as it is Mac themed. With that, I offer my first bit of Mac Haiku:
Oh pretty iMac
Your sex appeal is stunning.
Gimmie gimmie NOW!
Next?
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*kitten with a whip*
The Root of All Evil®
...yet another one of the Evil Girls of The Mac Observer™<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: bryan on 2002-01-23 10:09 ]</font>
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Still evil, after all these years.!
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Great idea, Jinkies!
Windows can’t compete
Praise be to Steve you are here
Pretty Mac OSSignature
Editor - The Mac Observer
Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.
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O Optical Mouse!
The trackball is so pass?
Pretty glowing light.
[Thanks for fixing that split infinitive Bryan.
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Still evil, after all these years.!
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Eindvijand
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Stupid Compaq box
Your beige shade is mind-numbing
Wish I was at homeSignature
Eindvijand
Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™
“It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
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Eindvijand
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Since I’m almost going home:
Svelte Evil™ iPod
Fill my journey with music
How I adore youSignature
Eindvijand
Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™
“It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
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I submitted this to Rockwood , and it got posted!
So here goes:The all new iMac
Was introed the other day
I want one right now.Signature
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Many little pins
The first slots with plug and play
NuBus friggin’ rocks.Signature
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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A Trinitron screen
Replaces the shadow mask
It looks much better.Signature
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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A brand new TiBook?
What could be better for me?
A Kitten for sureSignature
Editor - The Mac Observer
Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.
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Peanuts and paper
Litter my desk where I work
There lies TMOSignature
Editor - The Mac Observer
Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.
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TMO Towers
Gleaming and shining they stand
Corporate Power(Or something
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Editor - The Mac Observer
Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.
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The new SuperDrive
It burns and reads DVDs
But it won’t burn toast.Signature
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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New PowerMac towers
When will they really arrive?
G4 or G5?Signature
Editor - The Mac Observer
Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.
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Seventeen years now
The Macintosh has been ‘round,
Look to the future.(Yeah, it’s eighteen now, just pretend I wrote that last year.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
