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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:24 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 31 ]
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Some Macs really rule
But aren’t very attractive
Like the IIfx.

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:25 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 32 ]
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Terrible power
Evil Girls of TMO®
Let me drown in them

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:30 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 33 ]
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Posting late at night
The Evil® glow from the glass
Mesmerizes me

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:30 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 34 ]
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Other members of
Evil Girls of TMO®
Do also exist.

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:32 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 35 ]
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Evil® is the best
Better than alternative
Good® is so worthless.

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:32 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 36 ]
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Would the kittens purr
When they found out that this thread
Now refers to them?

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:37 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 37 ]
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I haven’t ever
Counted with all my fingers
Like I have today

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:39 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 38 ]
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All my colleagues ask
Why I’m moving my fingers
All the bloody time

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:44 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 39 ]
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What I really need
Is some kind of new type of
Haiku checking prog.

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:46 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 40 ]
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Gosh this thread is fun
Only two days going and
It’s ballonned in size

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:49 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 41 ]
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jinkies420
Started this fun thread today
Evil® Queen she is.

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:50 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 42 ]
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Good, back on track now… icon_smile.gif

Silvery white light
Pulses when my Mac’s asleep
Isn’t that just cute?

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:56 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 43 ]
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Annoying problem
I can’t make it stay asleep
Darn thing, just sleep now!

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Posted: 23 January 2002 11:58 PM [ Ignore ] [ # 44 ]
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One must remember
The rules call for Mac Haiku
Jinkies will punish

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Surely Evil® counts
Jinkies will suffer tribute
The Haiku must flow

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Posted: 24 January 2002 12:05 AM [ Ignore ] [ # 45 ]
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Macs are very nice
Just like haiku poetry
Both are beautiful.

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