Mac Haiku

  • Posted: 24 January 2002 01:17 AM #46

    All five of my Macs
    Have been hand-me-downs from Mom,
    Brother and Sister

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    There can be no greater love than that which makes us whole; even if it takes many loves to complete the whole.

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 01:31 AM #47

    My old PowerBase
    Now works for a teacher friend
    Helping kids learn Duch

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    Eindvijand

    Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™

    “It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
    – King Baudouin I of Belgium

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 02:00 AM #48

    My imac is green
    Not my favorite color;
    At least it has Red!

    (inside joke)

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    Posted: 24 January 2002 02:25 AM #49

    Once it had iTouch
    Now reality looks real
    Blue and Red and Green

    (Oooohhhh, I out did myself with that one, even if Mulberry is the only one who gets it.  )

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    Posted: 24 January 2002 04:01 AM #50

    I was in meetings all day.  This is what I did.    And now, in no particular order…


    3.5 inch disk
    Just not enough storage space
    Good-bye floppy drive.

    Macintosh storage
    Lisa, Classic, Performa
    Closet bulging out.

    First Apple IIe
    Who needs a mouse? Big floppies!
    Play “Oregon Trail!”

    Chain Gang wars with x
    My Pismo keyboard on fire
    Thanks, broadband service.

    Pismo’s noisy drive
    Why don’t you spin down at night?
    iMac replace you.

    Harmon Kardon, yeah!
    Bundled speakers rock my desk.
    iSub drop some beats.

    O lost partition
    Gigs of movies, music, more
    Please come back to me.

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    Still evil, after all these years.!

         
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    Posted: 24 January 2002 04:12 AM #51

    So many haiku!
    Popularity is high
    Write more Evil® ones.

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    Still evil, after all these years.!

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 04:39 AM #52

    Apple Pro Mouse glows
    Warm red in the midst of night
    See-through shiny friend

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    Eindvijand

    Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™

    “It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
    – King Baudouin I of Belgium

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 04:40 AM #53

    I plug in Pro Speakers
    Put the volume half-way up
    Chalk falls from the walls

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    Eindvijand

    Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™

    “It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
    – King Baudouin I of Belgium

         
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    Posted: 24 January 2002 05:07 AM #54

    Online Stalking Fiend
    Finds anyone any time
    Cannot hide from her

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    Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.

         
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    Posted: 24 January 2002 05:11 AM #55

    Information flows
    Her fingertips shine so bright
    Ha! You have been found

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    Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 06:23 AM #56

    Studio Display
    You are the last of your breed
    Forty pounds of Cool

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    Eindvijand

    Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™

    “It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
    – King Baudouin I of Belgium

         
  • Posted: 24 January 2002 06:24 AM #57

    Raena stole my heart
    Since I saw her sipping on
    Daiquiri cocktails

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    Eindvijand

    Resident “Crazy Belgian of TMO”™

    “It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
    – King Baudouin I of Belgium

         
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    Posted: 24 January 2002 08:45 AM #58

    Legion are their fans
    Evil Girls of TMO®
    Yet both are taken

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    The hearts of Mac Geeks
    Shattered, a thousand pieces
    Would more Evil® help?

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    Favorite (but less relevant than it used to be) Quote: Microsoft’s tyranny lies not in its success, but in the way it achieved and maintains that success.

         
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    Posted: 24 January 2002 09:57 AM #59

    Newton Messagepad
    I prefer the larger screen
    Palm gets two thumbs down

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    Rob

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    Posted: 24 January 2002 10:10 AM #60

    Defunct books on shelf:
    The Apple Guide Starter Kit
    Apple Guide Complete

    One has a floppy
    the other, a CD-ROM
    Neither one was used

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    Rob

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