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Happy Birthday, Jinkies!
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Hey everyone,
It’s Jinkies’ birthday today, and she has turned 24. Really, it’s her birthday *tomorrow*, at least in the States, but she’s in Japan and it’s already tomorrow.
Or something.
Spankings will only be administered by me, so don’t get any ideas. I’ll take requests, however.
Happy Birthday, Jinkies!
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Eindvijand
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Happy birthday Jinkies! May your posts brighten up the TMO forums even more in your 24th life-year.
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Eindvijand
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Hey! We’d all gather ‘round and sing an embarassing birthday song except for two things.
1] This is the web (duhhh)
2] This is not Chi-Chi’s or TGI Fridays.Sorry about that
-Dan
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"ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
What’s the difference between a Mac and a PC? Macs are designed, PCs are assembled.
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I guess we will all have to record MP3s of ourselves singing the birthdays song (the more offkey, the better), and send them to someone with an audio mixer…
Or not.
Woohoo! Happy Birthday!
<dances around like an idiot>
*ahem*
Happy quarter century minus one!
How many years is that in Evil® years?
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Have a fabulously Evil® birthday!
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Ahhh, EVIL Chocolate! I’m all over that too.
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"ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
What’s the difference between a Mac and a PC? Macs are designed, PCs are assembled.
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Happy Birthday, jinkies!!!
All I can say is ZOINKS!!!
j/k
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Happy belated birthday JINKIES!!
May your Evil® reign true for many many years to come!
-Louie
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[“Happy Birthday”, by Weird Al Yankovich, C. 1983]
It’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens once a year.
We eat a lotta broccoli and drink a lotta beer.
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat,
A million people every day are starving in the street.Your mother’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor,
Your father’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle 4.
There’s garbage in the water,
There’s poison in the sky,
Guess it won’t be long until we’re all gonna die.Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday! Happy birthday to you!(And more verses that I cannot remember)
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Happy Birthday Jinkies!
I know you’re, y’know, clean and stuff now but I’ll be sure to smoke one in your honor tonight!
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Chinese Audience: (massive collective sushh sound)
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Thank you all for your well wishes!
This is a community that I’m proud to be a part of.I managed to have a great birthday, despite having to celebrate with Bryan via the ‘net.
Eindvijand: We don’t live longer than “ordinary human beings.” But I hardly think of you all as “ordinary.”
Dan: My two friends totally embarrassed me by singing to me very loudly in the train station tonight, in English, in order to draw even more attention to us. Makes up for the non-TGIFriday’s atmosphere.
x: In Evil® years? Wouldn’t you like to know.
Raena and Dan: Thanks for the yummies!
Spider: You are the first person to ever get that without explanation. ROCK ON.
L0u13: Raena and I shall reign for as long as Evil® shall endure. Amen.
tbone: Ooooh, Weird Al! My favorite is “Another One Rides the Bus.”
DaiMac: Puff puff give, you’re f***ing up the rotation!
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Still evil, after all these years.!
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24? I feel sooo old. My birthday is Wednesday—Feb. 6. jinkies, I’ll be old enough to call you “sport.”
Happy B’day.
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I decided to not start a thread, for I haven’t much to say.
Happy birthday to me today! (Feb. 3)
Yeah, no one will see this, because most of you will be watching the Stupid Bowl™.
Oh well.
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Happy Birthday to one and all, and both!
<runs to go see what commercials he missed>
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Happy birthday Jinkies!
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Happy birthday, two years late. Oh, it’s exactly two years late.
Happy birthday again!
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