Finish the phrase “you might be a geek if…” 
It would be extra cool if it was something that is true about you too.

I’ll start us off:

You might be a geek if you are currently sitting in front of three computers and trying to use all of them at the same time.

You might be a geek if you have extra furniture dedicated to storing computers.

...if your boyfriend runs a computer-centric website. 

...if you’re happy and you know it, tell the Web! *clap clap*

...If you would be perfectly willing to spend $5000 on a badass computer, but probably wouldn’t spend half that on a car.

If you tell people what your master’s degree is in and then have to spend more than 15 seconds explaining what it is, ...

...if its quarter after 7 on a saturday night… and you are sitting in front of your computer, and tv.. watching tech tv…

At some point, you bought a 16-port ethernet hub “just in case”.

YMBAGI… you’re in college, and your computer desk is still covered in legoâ„¢s

... you’re nearly twelve years out of college, and your office computer desk is still covered in Legos® (to say nothing of those hanging overhead).

...your big activity this evening was IRCing and playing with Raena’s scripts.

Her scripts, I said!

...you were up until nearly 4am playing with said scripts.

YMBAGI… the first thing you do when you wake up is sit down at the computer, and the last thing you do before you sleep is stand up from the computer…

and didn’t move away from the computer at all

YMBAGI ... you have ever looked at a naughty picture and were more interested in the rendering than the contents.

YMBAGI…you think the sticker slogan “Users are losers” does not refer to illegal mind-altering substances.

YMBAGI.. you post to a thread just to make the folder flash different colors