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You might be a geek if…
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...you acquire and install every OS you can get your hands on, just for the sheer joy of it.
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...you think tools such as RealBasic and even the Terminal are for the babies.
..you’re more concerned with spelling unix terms correctly than common english! ::blah::

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...you wrote a script just to make typing “Bork! Bork! Bork!” faster.
...you think /finger humor is funny.

...your boyfriend spoke to your father for the first time, and it was about a computer. Sir.
...you are sorting through back-up CDs to make sure you have installers and your own serial numbers for installing things to your new computer…which hasn’t arrived yet.
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...he said sir?!
*pictures someone calling my dad sir*
No way!YMBAG if you’ve updated the firmware on your cellphone recently. (Yes, it’s true. I did.)
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YMBAGI you spoke to your girlfriend’s father for the very first time, including introducing yourself, so that you could help arrange for him to buy her a new PowerBook. (See above post from Jinkies
)YMBAGI the biggest thing you were worried about was screwing up said computer purchase.
YMBAGI if you have spoken with your girlfriend for more than 19 hours in one 48 hour period, using the computer (Go NetFone!).
YMBAGI you were also speaking with her on AIM and in the TMO forums at the same time.
YMBAGI you have done the laundry with your girlfriend, again using the computer.

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YMBAGI your name is Bryan and you have a girlfriend halfway across the globe.

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Mulberry1979
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YMBAGI if you continously jack up your computer in vain efforts to “fix” it, “make it better” or just to see “what this will do when I click on it”, then call Bryan up whining that “something is wrong with my computer and I don’t have a clue how it happened”

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YMBAGI you would spend every last cent you can get your hands on on new geeky gadgets, if you could.
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Eindvijand
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YMBAGI you go to a photographer to discuss wedding pictures and have more interest in his TiBook than his work.
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Eindvijand
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YMBAGI your answer to “Given an unlimited amount of money, where would you spend it?” is “an Apple Store!”
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Barnum.. thats not normal… ?
YMAGI… you admit to being a geek…

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-Louie
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Eindvijand
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YMBAGI you can spend an hour with your brother, discussing new video cards.
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Eindvijand
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“It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
– King Baudouin I of Belgium -
YMBAGI your first job was at the kids’ science exhibit at the local museum.

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Eindvijand
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YMBAGI… ...you find it perfectly normal that you studied literature and STILL end up having a day job as a programmer. (Me? Noooo!)
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Eindvijand
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“It takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it only takes twenty seconds of war to destroy him.”
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YMBAGI…your tattoo artist has an iBook, a G4 Tower, and a 15-inch flat-screen display, and that’s when you *really* knew you wanted to pay him the cost of 2 iPods for a tattoo.

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Still evil, after all these years.!

