YMBAGI.. you come up with acronyms for just about anything…

YMBAGI… you actually know what computer acronyms stand for.

YMBAGI ... you have never uttered the phrase “Just sop that up with some bread.”

YMBAGI.. you know the difference between RAM Megabytes and ROM Megabytes.

YMBAGI… you learned UNIX in a day.

No, make that you would be a geek!    I don’t know anyone who has yet…

YMBAGI ....you spend your limited amount of time on earth typing in Mac forums (hey wait a second, thats me) or reading Mac forums (thats you, ha ha)

YMBAGI your speech contains so many tech terms and acronyms, that an Amish person would have no idea what language you are speaking.

YMBAGI in real life, instead of raising your voice, you start out by saying “left caret, b, right caret.” and end by saying “left caret, slash, b, right caret.”

YMBAGI you yell “NO CARRIER” into the telephone before you hang up.

YMBAGI.. you have almost 4000 posts on a forum that’s been around for less than a year.. (thats not me)

YMBAGI you are jealous of someone who has almost 4000 posts on a forum less than a year old.

YMBAGI.. you brag about having almost 4k posts on said forum.

YMBAGI you’ve ever made a floppy disk launcher out of an old floppy drive.

YMBAGI.. you want to work on TechTV

YMBAGI you were born in the Silicon Valley. (Even though it wasn’t much of a Silicon Valley back then…)