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Posted: 28 January 2007 06:35 PM

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The Cingulair - AT & T merger put in context by Steven Colbert.

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wheeles

Posted: 29 January 2007 01:05 AM

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I see that there’s a bunch of Get A Mac ads for the UK.

http://www.apple.com/uk/getamac/ads/

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Throughout all my years of investing I’ve found that the big money was never made in the buying or the selling. The big money was made in the waiting. — Jesse Livermore

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Posted: 29 January 2007 01:08 PM

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[quote author=“wheeles”]I see that there’s a bunch of Get A Mac ads for the UK.

http://www.apple.com/uk/getamac/ads/

I hadn’t realised until just now that all the European Apple sites now feature dubbed versions of the US ads. French as an example:

http://www.apple.com/fr/getamac/ads/

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Tommo_UK

Posted: 29 January 2007 01:22 PM

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Steve Ballmer (AKA Monkey Boy) stars in an iPod commercial

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“Waiter waiter I’m not happy with my Zach Bass. Would you serve it on a silver platter with an apple on the side please?”

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sleepygeek

Posted: 30 January 2007 10:41 AM

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Not Mac related, or even a joke, but for Beefheart fans everywhere (via Daring Fireball),
Pilotless Drone is a classic.

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Demian

Posted: 30 January 2007 04:59 PM

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Steve Jobs was going to offer everyone eternal life, but the witch hunt ruined everything….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01RjigiYF0

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wheeles

Posted: 31 January 2007 12:43 AM

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[quote author=“Demian”]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01RjigiYF0

That is so lame.

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Throughout all my years of investing I’ve found that the big money was never made in the buying or the selling. The big money was made in the waiting. — Jesse Livermore

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macglenn

Posted: 31 January 2007 08:50 AM

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http://macintosh.wordpress.com/2007/01/31/hello-im-bill-gates-and-im-steve-jobs/

Don’t flame me for this.

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Demian

Posted: 31 January 2007 06:21 PM

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Steve Ballmer music video - “Developers”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEQhhaJsU4

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Tommo_UK

Posted: 01 February 2007 10:19 AM

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With the latest Microsoft rumour-du-jour that they are planing a Zune Phone (see “iPhone” topic), I thought I should point out that they’ve already released one ! Posted this when the Zune was announced actually, but was reminded of it by a post over at the IV Board

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Tullio

Posted: 01 February 2007 02:21 PM

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The iPhone is real! The iPhone is revolutionary! APPL is down $13.

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Demian

Posted: 01 February 2007 02:25 PM

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[quote author=“Tullio”]The iPhone is real! The iPhone is revolutionary! APPL is down $13.

Hey! That’s not funny…...

I came to the “Jokes” thread to cheer up and laugh - not cry!

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Tullio

Posted: 01 February 2007 02:32 PM

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Sorry, I miss the British humor of some members here. Reality check is always a good thing to do before to enjoy more. : innocent:

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macglenn

Posted: 05 February 2007 07:36 AM

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I hate Macs.

A must read.

This may be the funnniest article I ever read. British sarcasm at it’s triumphant best!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2005931,00.html

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Posted: 05 February 2007 07:45 AM

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Re: I hate Macs.

[quote author=“macglenn”]A must read.

This may be the funnniest article I ever read. British sarcasm at it’s triumphant best!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2005931,00.html

Well, he got me. As I read it, I was getting rather peeved at hearing the same old claptrap trotted out that we hear so often. That was until I read the last few lines and it all started to make sense.

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