
“Hi! I’m Bill, your Apple Genius. I invented friggin’ Excel and Word - have you heard of them?
Anyhoo, now that I’ve given up my day job and am focusing on philanthropy and my charitable pursuits, I thought I’d devote the remainder of my life to making up for foisting Windows and the Y2K on the world. I want to show people that its OK to switch.
But just in case you need it, look, this MacBook can even run Windows 3.1! Personally I use a MacBook Air at home, and run DOS under VMWare’s Fusion , just because it makes me all nostalgic for the good ol’ days… ahhh a pizza and a bottle of Jolt… those were the days.
By the way, did anyone tell you what beautiful fingers you have? I have a trampoline room at home.”