They should retire that weird name, and rechristen the thing the…
GASLESS GREEN SCOOTER!
Run a series of commercials with a hip looking guy, zipping by some guys in burnooses and kiffya’s scowling at the trendy machine and rider who is flipping the bird at them with a HUGE smile on his face!
Another commercial with him zipping by the gas station with a huge sign outfront with prices at $5.25, the narrator then intones “Saving YOU enough in a few years to get your own GGS for FREE!”








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