It's Apple's best Christmas ever. So why am I so nervous?

I am so awestruck by the ongoing technology orgy that I can barely type. Sure, I should have been prepared for something like this after two years of watching Internet stocks surge like a tsunami of wealth over the IPO landscape. But can anyone really prepare for revelation? Ironically, investors with the most market experience are the ones most likely to be paralyzed by visions of a coming fundamental analysis implosion raining down on the unbelievers like Old Testament hellfire. Meanwhile, frolicking Ameritrade pagans place market orders for Yahoo! at $250 and ride to $350 for a clueless $100 per share profit in mere days. Gee, Ma, the stock market is fun, I think I'll quit my day job to join the priesthood of the Golden Calf