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andy: Well after last week's pathetic admission of sin and debauchery on your part our readers found out that not only will you NOT be receiving any Christmas presents from Ol' Saint Nick but you are most probably on an express train ride to Hell.
Gary:Weeeeee! I love train rides!
Randy: Forgive him. He knows not what he does.
Gary: Okay Johnny Bread Breaker. Since you seem to think you have been better than the number one son this year, what do you want under your Christmas tree.
Randy: Three simple words.
Gary: "Call the Police?"
Randy: No. Hardware, hardware, hardware!
Gary:Weeeeee! I love train rides!
Randy: Forgive him. He knows not what he does.
Gary: Okay Johnny Bread Breaker. Since you seem to think you have been better than the number one son this year, what do you want under your Christmas tree.
Randy: Three simple words.
Gary: "Call the Police?"
Randy: No. Hardware, hardware, hardware!
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