Yo Samsung: Give It Up, Bro

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Samsung…Samsung. Yo, dudes. We gotta talk, like, for reals. Listen and Ima give it to you straight. You have a problem, Samsung. And it’s time for some change.

Look, I know she’s cute. Smart. Sexy. And totally loaded. Sure, bro. I mean, like, we get it. Apple is hot. But you got no chance, bro. None. You gotta give it up. You can chase her and chase her and she ain’t never gonna notice you nohow.

You aren’t in her league, bro. You’ll never be good enough for her, and ain’t no one gonna think so no matter how much you try and dress yourself up like you fit.

Samsung ArtPC Pulse

Samsung ArtPC Pulse

Mmmmmhmmmmm…you think we don’t see through this ArtPC Pulse? We all see through that, bro. And I mean everyone. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

5 Comments Add a comment

  1. geoduck

    I looked up and the Samsung ArtPC you showed is a real thing? They took one of the dumbest ideas Apple has had in decades and slavishly copied it? What’s next, are they going to supply a puck mouse clone with it?

  2. RonMacGuy

    Now, now guys. It’s OBVIOUSLY a LOT different than the Mac Pro!! For starters, it has a Harman Kardon 360 speaker on top!! Very cool and innovative!! And, the dimensions are TOTALLY different!! Mac Pro is 6.6″ in diameter and 9.9″ tall, and Samdung’s PC is 5.5″ in diameter and 12.2″ tall.

    Come on, guys. Cut them some slack!!

  3. CudaBoy

    Goodness knows Apple screwed up the Mac Pro – our studio didn’t even invest in them. Maybe Samsung will do better since ‘Doze still has 70% market share over Mac OS 4%.

  4. jhorvatic

    No it’s not a lot different except for the speaker on top. Samsung doesn’t deserve any slack because they are so obvious in what they do. The ports are laid out exactly like the Mac Pro and you know that is exactly what they were copying like the whole internet knows.

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