Samsung…Samsung. Yo, dudes. We gotta talk, like, for reals. Listen and Ima give it to you straight. You have a problem, Samsung. And it’s time for some change.
Look, I know she’s cute. Smart. Sexy. And totally loaded. Sure, bro. I mean, like, we get it. Apple is hot. But you got no chance, bro. None. You gotta give it up. You can chase her and chase her and she ain’t never gonna notice you nohow.
You aren’t in her league, bro. You’ll never be good enough for her, and ain’t no one gonna think so no matter how much you try and dress yourself up like you fit.
Mmmmmhmmmmm…you think we don’t see through this ArtPC Pulse? We all see through that, bro. And I mean everyone. Ain’t nobody got time for that.