Bill Gates Prepares To Unmask "Un-American" Open Source Members (With Pics)

Last month, Microsoftis operating systems chief, Jim Allchin, made comments to the effect that the Open Source movement was a threat to the American Way of Life. Your editor published a column about this on Friday, and that, in turn has uncovered some incredible photo documentary "evidence" indicating that Microsoft Chairman (an ironic title in light of these allegations) Bill Gates is preparing to unmask those spending their time in the Open Source movement.

"I have in my hand a list of 205 cases of individuals who appear to be
either card-carrying members, or are certainly loyal to the Open Source

"Are you now, or have you ever been,
a user of the Linux operating system?"

Look for the hearings to start as soon as Microsoftis antitrust trial is wrapped up. Thanks to Observer Jeff Kievlan for his "investigative" efforts!