OMG! Steve 's Not Keynoting!

Jobs not speaking at a Macworld? Oh My (choose your deity)!!! Has he gone soft between the ears? Not to take anything away from Greg Joswiak, I'm sure he's a fine speaker, but this is Macworld! The Mac faithful NEED to hear that all is well in the world of Apple, and they need to hear it from the Man, the Big Kahuna, the master orator and generator of the Reality Distortion Field. We need to hear Steve Jobs say that all is OK. Could this be a dire premonition of Apple's impending doom? Does this spell the end of all digital things we hold dear? Could I possibly get anymore melodramatic without ticking you off?

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