The young people with their twitter tweets and facespaces and tap screens and hoohaws! They're ruining America! They're zombies! Faces all mashed into the shiny...and Apple and its retail stores and those iPhones and iPads are at the center of it! Or so Bill O'Reilly of Fox News would have us believe. Maybe he's gunning for Andy Rooney's beat over at 60 Minutes, or maybe he's just pandering to the Fox News demo. Either way, he sent Jesse Watters (posted to YouTube by IamYesYes, via CNet) to an Apple Store to ask people if they'd rather give up their Apple devices or sex. Because #lolthatshilarious. In the piece, Mr. O'Reilly says Apple devices are like opium, and he inferred that they're ruining America. Also, he would like the youths to please get and stay off his lawn.
Check It Out: Bill O'Reilly Calls Apple Today's Opium on Fox News