Customer: “Here it is. It won’t make phone calls.” *hands it to me*
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Me: “Ma’am, this is an iPod Touch.”
Customer: “That’s exactly what that dumba** in the phone department told me. God, are all you people stupid?! iPods look like this!” *holds up an iPod Classic*
The solution, of course, is printed right on Apple’s packaging, and you should check out the full post to enjoy the full hilarity of what happens when a self-centered world view collides with reality.

UR TEH IDIOT MY iPHONEZ WONT CALL!!
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