Air Force Might Defend Area 51 With Force


Over the weekend a Facebook event page to raid Area 51 has had over 400,000 people signing up. This is because of the belief that aliens or alien technology are held there. But the Air Force is prepared.

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” McAndrews said. “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

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  1. gGrant Subscriber 7 years ago

    This looks like a honeypot to get a whole bunch of people for alien experimentation. They might all just disappear like the Bermuda Triangle. I’m sure the Air Force is ready for a round-up operation like that, in the interests of better intergalactic relations, of course.

    Great story Andrew.

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  2. d'monder Subscriber 7 years ago

    The climate and terrain will stop such an unorganized mass, well before the Air Force ever needs to step in.

    Irony when the military is called to rescue these people from the desert.

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  3. xmattingly Subscriber 7 years ago

    This is messed up. Whoever thought it would be cute to charge Area 51 with a flash mob might end up getting a lot of people killed.

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    1. Lee Dronick Subscriber 7 years ago

      I wonder if they know how much buffer space there is between the boundary fence and the building complexes. They would have to cross a lot of barren land.

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      1. gGrant Subscriber 7 years ago

        They’d be better off digging straight down. There’s probably an underground complex even bigger than the area of 51… With much more interesting stuff going on.

      2. Lee Dronick Subscriber 7 years ago

        With a workforce comprised of Morlocks. ?

      3. Lee Dronick Subscriber 7 years ago

        They could get Elon Musk to bore a tunnel to the underground city

        https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58wxxx