Think Tanks: What A Blast!

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very so often something comes along that changes the very foundation of your belief system; you become essentially a new person, with new ideas and a new perspective on life. Think Tanks from GarageGames is not one of those somethings, but it is a bona fide hoot to play anyway.


We wonder where Brave Tree, the creators of Think Tanks, came up with the name for the game, because there really isnit a lot of thinking involved: In the game you are a renegade brain who controls a little tank. The basic object of the game is to blast the evil brain-controlled tanks without getting your tank blown out from under your grey matter. Your deepest thoughts while playing Think Tanks is likely to be about making sure you breathe because the action, especially during network play, can be fast and furious; but then, thatis the attraction of the game; not thinking.


Game Play


You scoot around on a nicely rendered 3-D landscape filled with hills and boulders looking for power-ups and tanks to blasts. Thereis a iSoloi game where you progress through the successively harder levels, a network component where you match your tank blasting skills against other Think Tanks players from around the world, and thereis a iQuickiei game where you just go in and blast everything until your trigger finger become raw. When your tank or the tank of an opponent gets hit once too often, a little pod containing the controlling grey matter escapes the dead tank like a fighter pilot jettisoning from a crashing jet. You get 3 lives and you materialize back on the field of battle at random points.


As we mentioned before, Think Tanksi lack of cerebral stimulation is actually a good thing; in fact, it is the epitome of mindless fun, a wonderful diversion, and an excellent stress reliever.


Tanks


There are three type types of tanks to pick from; the lightweight model is quick, but carries little amour and its firepower is not great. The heavy tank lumbers about like a boat, has enough amour to take several good hits before you start seeing smoke. The medium tank obviously sits between the two others, with increased speed over the heavy and better amour than the light.


Powerups


Powerups start appearing after about a minute into any particular game and the type of powerup is randomly selected from a fairly short list: The first aid powerup is likely the most important, as it restores your blast-weary tank to full health, but these seem to be the hardest to find. Other powerups include area defense, which turn your projectile into a dome-shaped energy field that damages any tank, including your own, in range, bounce-back, which turns your canon fire into bouncing energy balls, useful for hidden attacks, and speedy power, which allows you to get off several shots in rapid succession.


Battlefields


There are many different fields on which to do battle. The server your connect to, or the level you play in the solo game, determines which field you wind up playing. The fields have brain-based names like Medulla Mesa and Cranium Crater. In arcade fashion, you get a new life with each 10,000 point score interval, and youill need them. As you progress, your robot enemies get smarter and harder to kill. Solo games are a great way to hone your skills before going off to battle other human controlled opponents.


Network Play


As we mentioned before, the real attraction to Think Tanks is battling tanks over the Internet. GarageGames provides a hosting service where you can create a game server, populate it with robot tanks, choose a field of battle, then advertise your server to the rest of the Think Tanks playing world. Players can join at anytime, games last for 5 minutes, and you can stay in the battle as long as you want or until the game is over. At the end of a game you are ranked by the number of kills youive gotten above the number of times youive been wasted. As your skills increase, Think Tanks maintains a ranking which, as far as we can tell, doesnit mean a whole lot other than to give you an idea of your relative skills.





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