Cathartic Complaints in Advance of the New Mac Pro


Let’s just get them out of our system now.  FCPX writes:

I thought I’d get ahead of the predictable 2019 Mac Pro complainers before its [probable] announcement at WWDC on Monday.

Feel free to add your own in the comments here.

Check It Out: Cathartic Complaints in Advance of the New Mac Pro

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  1. archimedes Subscriber 7 years ago

    Too expensive! No modular model for the price of an iMac! $1000 for a piece of metal – why isn’t it gold plated?! Proprietary GPU interface! 10 gig ethernet is too slow! FPGAs are stupid – I want Google’s Tensorflow! Apple should unbundle macOS so that you can run it on dirt-cheap PCs! And buy me a pony! Looks like a cheese grater! I don’t like cheese! Steve Jobs would have done better!

    Let’s see, am I missing any? 🙂

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    1. archimedes Subscriber 7 years ago

      Heheh NVidia GUDA cheese. 🙂

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  2. akcarver Subscriber 7 years ago

    Funny stuff.

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  3. Macsee Subscriber 7 years ago

    Apple should release more headless Macs, including low, middle and high products, from Mac mini to Mac Pro, and also a new mini tower. CPU may last seven years (then you cannot install new macOS releases but displays last more than 20 years. Fight programmed obsolescence, protect the environment and fight climate change and global warming.

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  4. davebarnes Subscriber 7 years ago

    I loved my 2005 cheese grater.

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  5. Ned Subscriber 7 years ago

    My gut tells me number ten will be crossed off the list in the near future : ) Whatever is announced (or not), the future of the Mac desktop hangs in the balance.

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  6. gGrant Subscriber 7 years ago

    joking aside, you know nobody will be happy with whatever Apple announces
    personally, i’m hoping for internally modular, because those stackable designs are unworkable
    if you hear the words egpu, we can all go home

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    1. Dave Hamilton 7 years ago

      I’m (truly) curious why EGPU is a bad thing for a desktop Mac? It seems to me this is a great option. The computer isn’t going anywhere, why not allow an EGPU for those folks who need/want one?

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  7. dndgirl Subscriber 7 years ago

    I love this!

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